whyamisweaty sent:
Portal. Do it for science.

Send me a videogame and I’ll tell you what my muses are like playing it.

"Well this is…not that hard I’m honestly kind of bored."

Send me a videogame and I’ll tell you what my muses are like playing it.

(Source: ask-team-clst)

Cooking/Baking RP Drabbles

"No, no, no! Don't put that in yet!"
"Are you sure that you cooked it all the way?"
"Well, something definitely smells good in here."
"Are you... baking?"
"Here, you stir this while I set the oven temperature."
"Do you wanna lick the bowl?"
"It's boiling over!"
"Uh, that looks a little... overcooked."
"You got some batter on your face."
"What is this mess?"
"Why are you covered in flour?"
"Are you sure you're supposed to add that much sugar?"
"Ouch! That pan in hot!"
"Don't take that out of the oven with your bare hands!"
"I don't think you know how to use a mixer."
"Wash your hands, and then you can help me."
"Those aren't quite done."
"Does something smell burnt to you?"
"Now, fold the eggs in gently."

serphs:

Suddenly, cat puns. Sheffield didn’t disguise the amused quirk of his lips. “Yes. It’s furtunate that the scientists know how to grab interesting people.”

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"And yes, you can meet him sometime. He’s very friendly. When would you pawfer?”

"Are mew making fun of my tic right meow beclaws it’s not funny." No it’s totally funny.

"Well I’m always free so…any time I guess."

(Source: sigmeowklim)

[ ♔ ] meet the puppeteer

name: aster
height: 5’9ish
eye color: blue-grey
birthday: september 9
favourite color: blood red
best school subject(s): im in college now and all my classes are art lmao

current shirt color: black w coloured faces on it
day or night: night i mean it’s nearly 2am
religion: agnostic
gender: demigirl
sexual orientation: panromantic asexual
single or taken: single pringle
celebrity crush: nicki minaj
coffee or tea: coffee bruh
favourite food: i’ll go w sushi since i’ve eaten that p much every day here

(Source: choke-on-glitter)

whyamisweaty:

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"Whatever. At least I won’t have to dress up in that smelly werewolf costume again."

"Yeah you’ll probably have to dress up in something worse."

(Source: sigmeowklim)

tinyfists replied to your post
welcome back to hive city slimjim mcjumpsuit :’D

im amazed the welcome back isn’t about cats tbh

whyamisweaty:

"Yeah, but most food is okay in a microwave."

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"And what kind of jobs? I mean, it can’t be worse than working at my uncle’s weird gift shop. Unpaid, by the way."

"No like, it’s bad for you health wise. Trust me I was that starving college student."

"Uhh… Well—I donno really I haven’t been keeping up currently I mean I work at a hospital and then I know there’s some cafes and stuff…"

(Source: sigmeowklim)

whyamisweaty:

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"I can use a microwave. So, food, no problem. I can…. uh. What else do adults do? Pay bills? I don’t have to do that, do I?"

"Okay you cannot make all food out of a microwave. In fact it’s worse if you do. What pay bills here? No but you do have to work weird jobs."

(Source: sigmeowklim)